Texas Hold 'Em

This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)So lay your cards down, down, down, downSo park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with youCome pour some sugar on me, honey tooIt's a real life boogie and a real life hoedownDon't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, huh (woo)
There's a tornado (there's a tornado) in my city (in my city)Hit the basement (hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty)Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
Ooh, one step to the rightWe headin' to the dive bar we always thought was niceOoh, run me to the leftThen spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)So lay your cards down, down, down, downSo park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with youCome pour some sugar on me, honey tooIt's a real life boogie and a real life hoedownDon't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo)
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with youCome pour some liquor on me, honey tooIt's a real life boogie and a real life hoedownDon't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo)
Woo-hooWoo-hooWoo-hoo
There's a heatwave (there's a heatwave) coming at us (coming at us)Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight)Too cold to panic (cold to panic)All of the problems just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah
Ooh, one step to the rightWe headin' to the dive bar we always thought was niceOoh, you run to the leftJust with me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)So lay your cards down, down, down, down, ohSo park your Lexus (hey), throw your keys up (hey)Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with youCome pour some sugar on me, honey, tooIt's a real life boogie and a real life hoedownDon't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo)
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with youCome pour some liquor on me honey, tooIt's a real life boogie and a real life hoedownDon't be a-, come take it to the floor now, ooh
Take it to the floor now, oohHoops, spurs, bootsTo the floor now, oohTuck, back, oops (ooh, ooh, ooh)ShootCome take it to the floor now, oohAnd I'll be damned if I cannot dance with youBaby, pour that sugar and liquor on me tooFurs, spurs, bootsSolargenic, photogenic, shoot