Harper Valley P.T.A

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G I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife     
Who had a Cteenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her Gdaughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
She said Cmom I got a note here from the D7Harper Valley  P.T.GA. 

The note said Misses Johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's Creported you've been drinking 
And a running round with men and going wild
And we Gdon't believe you ought to be a bringing up 
Your little girl this way
It was Csigned by the secretary D7Harper Valley P.T.GA.

Well it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon
They were Csure surprised when Misses Johnson 
Wore her miniskirt into the room
And as she Gwalked up to the blackboard 
I can still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd Clike to address this meeting of the D7Harper Valley P.T.GA. 

Well there's Bobby Taylor sitting there  And seven times he's asked me for a date
Misses CTaylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
And Mister GBaker can you tell us why your 
Secretary had to leave this town
And shouldn't Cwidow Jones be told to keep Her D7window shades all pulled completely Gdown
 
Well Mister Harper couldn't be here Cause he stayed to long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you Csmell Shirley Thompson's breath 
You'll find she's had a little nip of gin
Then you Ghave the nerve to tell me you think 
That as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is Cjust a little Peyton Place And D7you're all Harper Valley hypoGcrites  

No I wouldn't put you on because 
It really did it happened just this way
The day my C Mama socked it to the D7 Harper Valley P.T.GA. 
The day my C Mama socked it to the D7 Harper Valley P.T.GA.