Harper Valley P.T.A

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(G) I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife     
Who had a (C)teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her (G)daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
She said (C)mom I got a note here from the (D7)Harper Valley  P.T.(G)A. 

The note said Misses Johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's (C)reported you've been drinking 
And a running round with men and going wild
And we (G)don't believe you ought to be a bringing up 
Your little girl this way
It was (C)signed by the secretary (D7)Harper Valley P.T.(G)A.

Well it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon
They were (C)sure surprised when Misses Johnson 
Wore her miniskirt into the room
And as she (G)walked up to the blackboard 
I can still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd (C)like to address this meeting of the (D7)Harper Valley P.T.(G)A. 

Well there's Bobby Taylor sitting there  And seven times he's asked me for a date
Misses (C)Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
And Mister (G)Baker can you tell us why your 
Secretary had to leave this town
And shouldn't (C)widow Jones be told to keep Her (D7)window shades all pulled completely (G)down
 
Well Mister Harper couldn't be here Cause he stayed to long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you (C)smell Shirley Thompson's breath 
You'll find she's had a little nip of gin
Then you (G)have the nerve to tell me you think 
That as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is (C)just a little Peyton Place And (D7)you're all Harper Valley hypo(G)crites  

No I wouldn't put you on because 
It really did it happened just this way
The day my (C) Mama socked it to the (D7) Harper Valley P.T.(G)A. 
The day my (C) Mama socked it to the (D7) Harper Valley P.T.(G)A.