One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong

Akkoorden in dit liedje

(A)I lit a thin  green (Bm)candle   
(D)To make  you jealous of (A)me.
The room filled up with mos(Bm)quitos
They (D)heard that my body was (E)free                       
And (F#m)I took the dust of a long (C#m)sleepless night
And I (D)put it in your little (A)shoe
And (Bm)I must confess that I (G)tortured the dress
That you (Bm)wore for the (A)world to look (G)through. (A)

And I showed my heart to the (Bm)doctor
(D)He said, “You just have to (A)quit”
Then he wrote himself a pre(Bm)cription
And (D)your name was mentioned in (E)it                 
Then (F#m)he locked himself in a (C#m)library  shelf
With the (D)details of our (A)honeymoon
And I (Bm)hear from the nurse that he’s (G)gotten much worse
And his (Bm)practice is (A)all  in a (G)ruin.  (A) 

I heard of a saint who had (Bm)loved you
So I (D)studied all night in his (A)school
He taught that the duty of (Bm)lovers 
Was to (D)tarnish the golden (E)rule                                
And just (F#m)when I was sure that his (C#m)teachings were pure
he (D)drowned himself in the (A)pool
his (Bm)body is gone, but back (G)here on the lawn
his (Bm)spirit (A)continues to (G)drool. (A) 

An Eskimo showed me a (Bm)movie
He’d (D)recently taken of (A)you
The poor man could hardly stop (Bm)shivering
His lips (D)and his fingers were (E)blue                              
I sup(F#M)pose that he froze when the (C#m)wind took your clothes
And (D)I guess he just never got (A)warm
But (Bm)you stand there so nice, in your (G)blizzard of ice
Please (Bm)let me (A)come into (G)your storm. (A)